Blu-ray, Bluetooth @ The Mayor of Tiny Town


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Amidst the {cobbled} or stone-washed area of Cantonment Road, lies The Mayor of Tiny Town. It probably tried to zone the distinctive settlement of the Outram Park as a town of its own. Or maybe the owner is an avid fan of The Mayor boardgame.  

  
(In goofy fonts) MOTT cafe is rather new in Singapore, and it offers breakfast (all-day) and mains from morning to 7pm. There are also waffles and desserts tea all day. Several selections require inquire upon The Mayor's cooking and it includes The Mayor's Soup, The Mayor Breakfast and The Mayor's Cake. Another word play on the major michief is Mayor's Mischief, which is actually a dessert of cloud looming over the mug so preposterously it is a curious sight to behold. Bullseye, Blue Salmon, Hammie, how titles are loosely used in the menu. 


Blue Salmon, like the Purple Mustard, Green P u m p k i n, how two separate elements are being put together and named with infantile naivety. Purple Mustard blueberries being the culprit, while others it is the dragonfruit filling in with a screeching pink colour, almost unprecedentedly for the grotesque fruit, what could be the blue in this shade of salmon, when blueberries did magick to the mustard?
  

Cream of Wow Mushroom Soup (SGD 4.90)

M. Definitely the seal of The Mayor of tiny town. Or questionably, is it the W. The "Wow" of the M. Inverted be it, definitely one of the hotter choice for soup in MOTT, besides the Mayor's Soup, (of course). 
  

Avocado Sandwich (SGD 9.90)

M to go, again on top of the sandwich. Cafe tea lakka, reads the flag on the pick. A santa hat replaces the crown which is usually adorned on the M of The Mayor. There is a buttery, substantial cut of ciabatta over the ingredients. 



Blue Salmon (SGD 15.90)

The blue of the salmon comes from Bols Blue, Blue Curacao a liquor that is used in cocktails and drinks. Blue hawaii, ramune(blue), calpis blue, the our names just come floating up. The butter is infused with mint tea and the Blue Curacao liquor, making it slickly blue and mixed sweet. A puree of eggplant sits beneath the blue salmon.

P.S. So simple, so straightforward. It directs from the menu and one should have taken it in its totality. The bluest thing one came across in former life was; besides the blue mussels (where one really sank one's teeth into), the bluetooth (coral fish) (corals!), and not the steak of the fish, salmon.